Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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