For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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