do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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