rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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