I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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