she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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