This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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