Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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