did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Randomize
