I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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