More tranny stories later!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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