I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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