what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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