I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
the day after is always just damage control
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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