Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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