He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my shit smells like andre
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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