Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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