I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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