Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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