all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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