i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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