About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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