I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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