I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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