And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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