the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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