this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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