i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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