Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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