if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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