i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Boobs are out for the taking
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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