i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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