the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Someone signed my nipple.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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