is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's Friday. Sex?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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