how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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