OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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