we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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