I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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