Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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