wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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