Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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