He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
