Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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