Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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