there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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