Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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