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Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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