I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize