Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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