the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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