The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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