google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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