hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Floor bacon is actually really good
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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