Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
That accounts for only three of the penises
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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