Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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